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Where To Cross The Border?

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally,
You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU GET:
- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- And a Driver’s License

So now you know which border to cross!!!

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  1. Tian Chad

    Sooner or later Malaysian will become Malaydonesian =S
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    Mar 10, 2010 @ 2:51 pm


  2. Auerbach

    Sooner or later Malaysian will become Malaydonesian =S
    Tian Chad´s latest blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.foogle.com/~r/blogspot/TianChad/~3/8sgv77QZswA/after-kris-allen-im-legendary-ninja.html" rel="nofollow">After Kris Allen, I'm A Legendary Nibja because of May'n</a> ;My ComLuv Profile

    Mar 13, 2010 @ 10:11 am

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