Learn English with GROs

Posted By Michael Yip / April, 1, 2009 / 1 comments

According to this news on The Star, now you can also learn the English language when you patronize GROs at their “Entertainment” outlets. In this latest development, Guest Relations Officers (GROs) in Johor Baru are now offering two-in-one services — they not only provide sex but also English lessons.

What other service industry players offer this kind of service? As far as I know, they are the only one that could make the men happy and teach them english at the same time. A source said the GROs realized that most of their clients were not fluent in the english language and decided to add the extra service to help their clients communicate better in English. This extra service does not have a fixed price and payment was at the discretion of the client.

“After falling for the flirtatious ways of the GROs and the extra English lessons, the client usually comes back to the entertainment centre to seek their services,” the unnamed source said. This is a call to all the other service industry, time to buck up or you’re going to fall behind. These GROs will definitely win this year’s Best Service Industry Player Award, well, in my book that is. :D

Humpin’ Dolphins

Posted By Michael Yip / June, 10, 2008 / 0 comments

I was going through the Star’s online papers today when I came across this article about a man getting approvals from his wives to marry a forth wife and coincidentally, I came across this advert by MAS at the sidebar with a threesome of Dolphins humping away! Now, I’m not kidding you, the dolphins move across the side bars humping each other silly in a threesome.

Now what more can we ask for in a Malaysian Advertisement right? A nice article and an advert on Humping Dolphins…. well… in a way…. ok fine! It’s an advertisement to promote Brisbane as a destination but still, my attention went to the humping dolphins rather than the advertisement itself! LOL

So…. if you’re interested to go and watch a bunch of Dolphins hump each other silly, go Brisbane, that’s what MAS is telling us to do… check the print screen out!


The Animation… taken from this post.

Just want to update a bit on this, when I was posting the Innit for this post, this was the “password” I had to key in to get this post on Innit. Check it out! What a suitable word for this post eh?

Dream a little Dreamz

Posted By Michael Yip / June, 3, 2008 / 2 comments

This caught my attention

Magic, music, daredevils, acrobats, big shaggy dogs, and bigger cats all feature in Genting – City of Entertainment’s latest extravaganza Dreamz, and guess what? With a little effort, you get to experience all this for free!

So.. here’s to my luck in trying to win some tickets to this!

Who is the professional image consultant dishing out juicy tips on how to look your best at CloveTWO.com’s Lookin’ Good section?
WENDY LEE

Name the bloggers at the Guy and Parent blogs.
SHARMILA RAJAH & ANDREW WILLIAM

At which section do you find stories on women’s fashion and beauty?
STYLE SHEET

Complete this slogan (also in the same post):
Attending Dreamz would be a dream come true for me because… I’ve always been fascinated with magic and how it was done.

Cheras Victim of Police Brutality? ~ During the ongoing Grand Saga vs Resident

Posted By Michael Yip / May, 28, 2008 / 2 comments

This video was shown to me by Earl Ku. In his word: This is Freaking Outrageous wei!

According to what was written on youtube: When Chung Jiun Huar, 21 drove out with his sister and boss to the barricade re-erected earlier by toll concessionaire Grand Saga, he did not count on being a participant to a continuing saga.

A participant he did become as he was allegedly beaten by police and FRU personnel who apparently were of the opinion he was driving his car ‘as though he wanted to knock people’…

Check out this video and see for yourself.

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