Ai Iijima (飯島愛) Passed Away

Ai Iijima (飯島愛) (October 31, 1972 – c. December 24, 2008) was found dead at her Tokyo Apartment att about 3:30 p.m. on December 24, 2008 (JST). The Japanese Police is currently investigating her death. For those of you who doesn’t know who she is. You can read more of her here. Truly a sad lost to the Japanese Entertainment Industry and at such a young age! Alot of her fans are devastated by the news of her death.

“There were few signs of foul play. We will conduct a post mortem tomorrow to determine if the cause of her death was an illness, suicide or something of a criminal nature,” a police spokesman said. (more…)

Do Men Remember Anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

‘What’s the matter, dear?‘ she whispers as she steps into the room, ‘Why are you down here at this time of night?’

The husband looks up from his coffee, ‘I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?’ he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

‘Yes, I do‘ she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

‘Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’

‘Yes, I remember!’ said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. ‘Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?‘

‘I remember that too‘ she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…

‘I would have been released today.‘

Calories Burned During Sex

Here’s something interesting for you readers.

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX ! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories 50-59 years 1,972 Calories 60-69 years 7,916 Calories 70 and over Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.. 32 Calories In a hurry 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories Results may vary ! THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 69 Million People are having SEX ! And you’re on the computer !!!

Most Embarrasing Sex Moment

I know, I know, it isn’t an original post whatsoever, just thought I’d post up something for anyone who comes in here to read. Well, at least until I get to Singapore and get some stuff moving. Packed schedule ahead so need to get my schedules sorted in this trip. Back to back meetings all the way!

Anyway, want to share your most embarrassing sex moments?

Here’s a write up from news.com.au recently. I’ll just cut and paste the whole thing here. The original is here. Well, like I said, I’m just putting it up to take up space and for you to have a good read even if it’s not written by me. It’s still a good read right?

IT has happened to all of us, whether we are over-enthusiastic youngsters or experienced players in the sack. It’s those embarrassing sex moments.

If you watch Hollywood movies having sex is supposed to blissful, problem free but the reality is so different and this applies, from time-to-time, to almost everyone who does it.

And of course it is downright embarrassing.

No one wants to put someone down in the lovemaking stakes and the truth is that most sexual partners will forgive and hopefully forget.

To help overcome the bedroom, office and car blunders in sext, it’s advised to remember the following:

Sex Can Be Clumsy

Whether accidentally knocking heads, pulling hair or taking an elbow in the eye, it’s important to remember that our movements aren’t as well orchestrated as that of a symphony.

Bodies bumping up against one another can get out of control and out of sync.

This is especially true in tight quarters, like one’s car, where lovers feel lucky just to move around. In freeing a limb or swinging a foot or trying to turn over, something is going to be in the way.

Don’t make a bigger deal out of the klutzy situation than is warranted. Just kiss the boo-boo, make it feel better, and get on with things.

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