U Can’t Bluff After A 69
After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. →
Life of Blue the Porn Star
BLUE: An Erotic Life is a stop motion narrative about the life and times of a blob of clay dealing with chronic sexual addiction. Good way to start your weekend with a laugh.
Naughty Thursday Jokes
Enjoy, have a good laugh but try not to scare your neighbour yah? :D Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy. New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position →
Sex Tape Titles
I asked this question on Plurk: If you have a sex tape and it was stolen, what title would you expect it to be labeled as when it hits the nearest DVD Pirate stalls? Here's some of the answers I got. Very creative indeed. @梁先生 says home made asian couple amateur XXX - shaven. @simonseow says stupid bugger that got his sex →
Vanessa Hudgens goes nude again!!!
Vanessa Hudgens did it again! This High School Musical star bares it all again. Vanessa Hudgens is a naughty, naughty girl! You can read it all here.
Posters That Can Save Men!
Saw these posters at a restaurant I was having lunch at over the weekend. Just thought of sharing them, very good design. Sure comes in handy if it works. Right? Here's another one that caught my attention on the way into the restaurant. Can you guess where I saw these posters? HINT: It's in Damansara Perdana (sorry no prizes for the correct →
Just Want To have Sex!
This news that was published by The Star is quite worrying for parents. I read it and I had a shiver, not only because I personally knew of some similar cases but also worry that if nothing right is done, my daughter and yours also could become part of the statistics which I definitely don't want them to be. The news →
The Best Relationship Advice
Quite a good read... especially for those of you who's in a relationship #1. Polite Fight "On my wedding-invitation RSVP cards, I left space for guests to write their favorite wedding wisdom. The tidbit that rings truest after almost nine months of marriage is: 'Attack the issue, not each other.' How it works: If my husband and I disagree about something, →
Brother Want Sex with Sister
According to the news here, this guy is very sick, sick in the head. A 19 year old girl's brother asked her for sex after fondling her on a motorcycle. A police source said the suspect had come to fetch the victim home from her workplace in Kuala Selangor last Friday. Claiming to feel sleepy, the suspect then made the victim →
The Simple Truth about Man and Woman
The simple truth, about man and woman. True or not?
Great T-Shirt to wear these days
Got this image from a friend recently and what it stated really is suitable. Don't you agree?
Sex in the Dark
This one had been in circulation for quite some time now, but still is a good laugh. There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So →
Learn English with GROs
According to this news on The Star, now you can also learn the English language when you patronize GROs at their "Entertainment" outlets. In this latest development, Guest Relations Officers (GROs) in Johor Baru are now offering two-in-one services — they not only provide sex but also English lessons. What other service industry players offer this kind of service? As far →
China’s very own Initial D and Singapore’s very own Edison Chen?
Saw this video from Harmony's blog and gave me a great laugh watching it. Forget about AE86, this Shanzhai Drifter from China goes around with his small cargo delivery truck! Awesome right? Now, for the other part, this guy named Gary Ng a.k.a GaryNg174 made a name for himself posting up videos of himself having sex with not 1, not 2 →
How many guys faced this scenario daily?
Saw this cute little comic from riogoo.com. LOL
18SX laughter
Just for laugh, if you feel offended, click the X at the top of your browser. A young Chinese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Chinese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to →
Why Sex?
Happy Belated Boxing Day peeps! How did everyone got through their Christmas holiday? All still have their limps intact? Got this through an email, just throught I'd share this interesting information with you people. +Some stuff on the men+ 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) →
Ai Iijima (飯島愛) Passed Away
Ai Iijima (飯島愛) (October 31, 1972 – c. December 24, 2008) was found dead at her Tokyo Apartment att about 3:30 p.m. on December 24, 2008 (JST). The Japanese Police is currently investigating her death. For those of you who doesn't know who she is. You can read more of her here. Truly a sad lost to the Japanese Entertainment →
Do Men Remember Anniversaries?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he →
Calories Burned During Sex
Here's something interesting for you readers. CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX ! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 →
Most Embarrasing Sex Moment
I know, I know, it isn't an original post whatsoever, just thought I'd post up something for anyone who comes in here to read. Well, at least until I get to Singapore and get some stuff moving. Packed schedule ahead so need to get my schedules sorted in this trip. Back to back meetings all the way! Anyway, want to share →
