Urgent Request!

Whoever forgot his wife at my place after last night’s party, please come and collect her ASAP! It is not that she embarrasses me, but mine’s coming back tonight!

JOKING!!! JOKING!! :p

Funny Tuesday

Sometimes, the best thing to do is to have a good laugh to keep you going throughout the day. Here’s something to laugh about.

To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she put it in her mouth to work on it.
It is a hell of a job threading a needle!!!

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody sanitary box at him at him and
said, ‘I’ll pay you in monthly installment.’ (more…)