Alarming study on beer drinking

This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. (more…)

The Love Dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

‘What are you doing?’ she asked.

‘I’m waiting for Justin to come home from work.’ The daughter-in-law answered.

‘But you’re naked!’ the mother-in-law exclaimed.

‘This is my love dress,’ the daughter-in-law explained.

‘Love dress? But you’re naked!’

‘Justin loves me to wear this dress,’ she explained.

‘Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.’

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

‘What are you doing?’ he asked.

‘This is my love dress,’ she whispered, sensually.

‘Needs ironing,’ he said, ‘What’s for dinner?’

Wive’s Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on The Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee. So they stopped at the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, ‘These damn girls’ night outs have got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.’

‘You think that’s bad’ said the other husband, ‘Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her bum that says:
‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll Never forget you.’

Naughty Thursday Jokes

Enjoy, have a good laugh but try not to scare your neighbour yah?

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy.

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today. tomorrow you’ll have to do it again.

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Funny Tuesday

Sometimes, the best thing to do is to have a good laugh to keep you going throughout the day. Here’s something to laugh about.

To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she put it in her mouth to work on it.
It is a hell of a job threading a needle!!!

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody sanitary box at him at him and
said, ‘I’ll pay you in monthly installment.’ (more…)