Alarming study on beer drinking
This is alarming Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn →
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered. 'But you're naked!' →
Wive’s Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on The Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee. So they stopped at the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her →
Naughty Thursday Jokes
Enjoy, have a good laugh but try not to scare your neighbour yah? :D Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy. New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position →
Funny Tuesday
Sometimes, the best thing to do is to have a good laugh to keep you going throughout the day. Here's something to laugh about. To make it straight, she pulls it. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she put it in her mouth to work on it. It is a hell of a job threading a needle!!! A guy donated →
The Person In Charge is…
This is quite an old one that has been in circulation for quite a while now... All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'because →
Jokes for the Bored…
It's another day in the office, yes no more monday blues but I bet you're constantly checking your watch to see how long more it'll be before the weekend comes about right? Why not entertain yourself with some of these. Boss: Where were you born? Mat: Malaysia .. Boss: which part? Mat: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Malaysia. 2 Terrorists were fixing →
Just for laughs
I get quite a lot of funny emails daily from friends that seems to have as much free time as I do and this is one of those that'll tickle the funny bones when you need a good laugh. Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime' Wife replies,' No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!!!' →
Some Cow Jokes for 2009
It's 2009 and it's the year of the Ox. So here's some Ox related jokes that I received from my friends. TRADITIONAL CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and →
Why Sex?
Happy Belated Boxing Day peeps! How did everyone got through their Christmas holiday? All still have their limps intact? Got this through an email, just throught I'd share this interesting information with you people. +Some stuff on the men+ 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) →
Some new Ah Beng jokes
Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610" ==================================== Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ==================================== Ah Beng : →
Reason why people think Catholics are crazy
Sunday joke, if you can't take it then leave immediately. TYVM. We like to keep Mass interesting. We sit, stand and kneel, in no particular order. Probably just to keep the blood flowing. It's not merlot or syrah they're serving; it's the Flesh and Blood of Jesus. No, really. Forget a big meal afterwards, just pick up some of the breakfast tacos they're →
T-Shirts – Would you wear them?
How many of you would dare to wear the following T-shirts and go out and about town? My fav. one. :p Is Malaysia open enough to not stare when you go about wearing these shirts? I doubt so, especially for people around the rural area. Right?
Christian Funnies
Got some of these images over the email. Just thought of sharing it here. How do you know when a Christian is driving too fast? Have a blessed weekend. :D
