Learn English with GROs

According to this news on The Star, now you can also learn the English language when you patronize GROs at their “Entertainment” outlets. In this latest development, Guest Relations Officers (GROs) in Johor Baru are now offering two-in-one services — they not only provide sex but also English lessons.

What other service industry players offer this kind of service? As far as I know, they are the only one that could make the men happy and teach them english at the same time. A source said the GROs realized that most of their clients were not fluent in the english language and decided to add the extra service to help their clients communicate better in English. This extra service does not have a fixed price and payment was at the discretion of the client.

“After falling for the flirtatious ways of the GROs and the extra English lessons, the client usually comes back to the entertainment centre to seek their services,” the unnamed source said. This is a call to all the other service industry, time to buck up or you’re going to fall behind. These GROs will definitely win this year’s Best Service Industry Player Award, well, in my book that is.

Illegal Racing Getting Out of Hand

Illegal Racing is getting more and more rampant in the streets around Malaysia, not only the streets of KL but everywhere else, from Ipoh to Penang to Johor. It’s really getting out of hand and I do wonder what the police force is doing about it?

I don’t care if they plan to kill themselves but endangering lifes of people around their ‘race tracks’? I’ve seen some accidents went terribly wrong and not only do these idiots get injured, even those that’s not involved were affected. Personally, my car had been ‘injured’ by one of this a$$h0le before too! (more…)

New Year’s Eve Countdown Party

So, 2008 is coming to an end.

Have you decided where to go for the countdown?

If you’re in Klang Valley, maybe you could check out Mardi Gras’ New Year Eve bash or even a cozy quiet one at Sime Darby’s Halia Restaurant.

If you’re in Miri, there’s the Dinner and Dance held at Miri Marriott Resort & Spa. Well, don’t say I’m not considerate about the friends in the Borneo Island.

If you’re in Singapore, you could go to the Marina Bay for their Coutndown Party as well.

BUT! The best party of all, will not be held at the above mentioned venues cause you can party like the Kings when you go to the party held in Johor! OK OK … I went around the bush just because I want to talk about the Sex Party that’s being planned in Johor!

That’s provided if the Police doesnt’ clam down on it and the organizers didn’t run away from their ‘obligations’. I wondered how many guys out there that’s already paid for the ‘party’ hoping to have a very jolly ‘nude’ time.  According to the Organizer, 200 women, including female collg students from Kuala Lumpur and Malacca had already confirmed their attendance.

Men attending the event must be prepared to strip off their underwear upon midnight and women attending the event must come in G-Strings and be ready to get it off by midnight too! WOW! Also, men, if you’re going, bring along condoms as the organiser said they could not offer “an AIDS-free guarantee package” to the would-be revellers.

There is an entrance fee of RM250 which is to be deposited into the account of the organiser. Bank in RM100 first as a deposit and the remainder of the amount need to be paid before the venue is disclosed. Not a bad strategy I tell you, even if 10 guys put in their deposit, the Organizer easily walked off with RM1,000 without much worries and can just claim that they have to scrap the event due to police presence. Very good strategy indeed.

Well, yeah, am just trying to lend a helping hand in guiding fellow blog readers to the various parties in town. I’m not getting paid by any of these organizers so this post is not an advertorial! In fact, I didn’t even get any invites to the party in Johor!

So I’ll only be spending a quiet New Year’s Eve in the comfort of a home around people who’s precious to me. Well, hope you guys have a good time at the parties out there. Looking forward to tons of photos to be uploaded on Facebook.

Mee Rebus @ Kafe Enam Puluhan

As most of you would have known by now that I was down in Johor over the weekend recently. Unlike the Penang trip where we are housed within the hotel most of the time, we get to move about abit for this trip. Unlike the previous one where we can’t go too far, this time around, we get to move about abit. If you didn’t know, read my previous post about it here.

Anyway, when we arrived to Johor, the first thing we wanted to do was to have LUNCH! Isabelle told us that one of the famous Mee Rebus stall is located just a walk away. So thinking that it’s too good a chance to pass off, we decide to go and give it a try. So with all the luggage placed in the hotel, and getting hungry, ShaolinTiger, Jessica, Leonard and I met up at the lobby and head off (the rest left before we could even reach the lobby). With just a phone connecting our group and the front group, we asked them for direction to the place. (more…)