Interview for Government Job

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asked him, ‘Are you allergic to anything?‘

He replied, ‘yes – caffeine’.

‘Have you ever been in the military service?‘

‘Yes,’ he replied.’ I was in Iraq for two years.’

The interviewer said, ‘That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.’ Then he asked, ‘are you disabled in any way?‘

The guy said, ‘Yes…. a roadside bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.’ (more…)