A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard . The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.

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No no, I’m not writing a thesis on who Bruce Lee is and all that… Just want to share this little comic strip while I’m partying away at FHM’s party.

Photos from the party will come soon.

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, “My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How the thief did not take TV?”
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”

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Ah Beng  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng  in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once  Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

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Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

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A man asked Ah Beng  why  Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning

Ah Beng replied  Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Does this happen to you? Every day of your working life?

Boss is not here：

Boss is calling：

In a meeting：

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Olympics is 8 days away, and the major question in everyone’s mind… IS CHINA READY FOR THE OLYMPICS?

Well, let’s look at some of the following photos to judge for yourself.

If this post offends anyone, well, it’s my blog and I post what I want. Got it? For the rest, hope you guys have a good laugh at those photos.

Just thought I’d share this hamsap joke I got from a friend some time back.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s chief doctor.

Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen’s voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.

The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn’t have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King’s underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick.

Moral of the story -
Keep One’s Promise …..

The weather here in Genting was not as chilly as before but the atmosphere is already buzzing with the excitement of the MTV Asia Awards.

Anyway, just to keep the entertainment flowing, here’s some funnies.

7 reasons not to mess with children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was  physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it  was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was  swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher  reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically  impossible. The little girl said, ‘When I get to  heaven I will ask Jonah’. The teacher asked, ‘What  if Jonah went to hell?’ The little girl replied,  ’Then you ask him’.

A  Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they  were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working  diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’ The teacher paused and said,  ’But no one knows what God looks like.’ Without missing a beat, or  looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a  minute.’

A Sunday school  teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year  olds. After explaining the commandment to  ’honour’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a  commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’ Without missing a beat one little boy (the  oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’ (more…)