Where To Cross The Border?
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You get 12 years Hard Labour. If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely. If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot. If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed. If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again. If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded →
Cock Story
A farmer rears 25 young hens and 1 old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity." Young cock: "What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should retire." Old cock: "Young boy, there →
Wive’s Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on The Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee. So they stopped at the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her →
DEAF WIFE…..
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing →
How Ah Lian performs at Interview
Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, 'NOT THIS WOMAN!!!'. so chekai, Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,'If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then I will give you →
Funny Tuesday
Sometimes, the best thing to do is to have a good laugh to keep you going throughout the day. Here's something to laugh about. To make it straight, she pulls it. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she put it in her mouth to work on it. It is a hell of a job threading a needle!!! A guy donated →
Dynamite, Baby, YEAH!!
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a Great chest you have!' He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.' He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming →
Lawyer Joke
It's the weekend, it's all fun and games and to most of you, time to party!, here's some jokes to share with those of you who's just waking up, getting ready for Hennessy Artistry or whichever party you're going to. Abdul grew up in Kota Baru, a town located on the East Coast of Malaysia, and then moved away to Kuala →
10 husband but still virgin
It's Sunday, heard a very good news of Man Utd sticking around in Malaysia for a tad longer due to the Jakarta Bombing. I'm not saying the bombing is good but it did helped in getting Man Utd to stick around Malaysia a tad longer and allowing me the chance to go watch them. Anyway, since it's a great Sunday, →
The Person In Charge is…
This is quite an old one that has been in circulation for quite a while now... All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'because →
Best divorce letter !!
The best damn Divorce letter I've ever read.... Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was →
Becoming a monk
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; →
Bruce Lee’s only a Human
No no, I'm not writing a thesis on who Bruce Lee is and all that... Just want to share this little comic strip while I'm partying away at FHM's party. Photos from the party will come soon. :D
Some new Ah Beng jokes
Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610" ==================================== Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ==================================== Ah Beng : →
Working Status
Does this happen to you? Every day of your working life? Boss is not here： Boss is calling： In a meeting： Training： Tea break： Before noon on weekend： Ready for getting off work： Tomorrow is a holiday： Got today’s target from boss： Tough target： Find impossible to meet boss’s requirement： OT for 2hrs： OT for a whole night： Being notified to OT on weekends： Meet with ‘Sorry-I-Don’t-Know’clients： Made mistakes in work： Little achievement： Frustrating things happens： Finance person doesn’t →
Is China ready for the Olympics?
Olympics is 8 days away, and the major question in everyone's mind... IS CHINA READY FOR THE OLYMPICS? Well, let's look at some of the following photos to judge for yourself. If this post offends anyone, well, it's my blog and I post what I want. Got it? For the rest, hope you guys have a good laugh at those photos.
Joke with a Moral – The Knight & The Queen
Just thought I'd share this hamsap joke I got from a friend some time back. Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day →
Never mess with Children
The weather here in Genting was not as chilly as before but the atmosphere is already buzzing with the excitement of the MTV Asia Awards. Anyway, just to keep the entertainment flowing, here's some funnies. 7 reasons not to mess with children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to →
Reason why people think Catholics are crazy
Sunday joke, if you can't take it then leave immediately. TYVM. We like to keep Mass interesting. We sit, stand and kneel, in no particular order. Probably just to keep the blood flowing. It's not merlot or syrah they're serving; it's the Flesh and Blood of Jesus. No, really. Forget a big meal afterwards, just pick up some of the breakfast tacos they're →
Christian Funnies
Got some of these images over the email. Just thought of sharing it here. How do you know when a Christian is driving too fast? Have a blessed weekend. :D
Broken English on Signboards in China
Received these images from an email about the english used in China. Good for laugh... not sure if these was done on purpose or that's really how they spell those words. Well, I hope you had as much a good laugh as I did when I first saw these pictures in my email.
