Wive’s Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on The Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee. So they stopped at the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, ‘These damn girls’ night outs have got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.’

‘You think that’s bad’ said the other husband, ‘Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her bum that says:
‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll Never forget you.’

Burger Bomba @ SS2

Previously, I posted about this burger stall in SS2 that I like to patronize, well, there’s another one I like to frequent too. Mizi’s burger stall located right in front of the SS2 Fire Station, anyone staying nearby or have a car would definitely try to make their way over there.

I believe this couple has been selling burgers there for quite some time while working their full time job as firemen saving lifes that’s in danger and so forth. The last trip I went to the stall, A couple standing in front of me ordered 10 … yup… 10 burgers! I mean, like are they having a party or what? (more…)