How Man can Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be: (more…)
How Ah Lian performs at Interview
Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Hua’s colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, ‘NOT THIS WOMAN!!!’. so chekai, Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua.
So he told Ah Hua,’If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE , PURPLE and BLACK.’
Ah Hua thought for a while and said, ‘I hear the phone GREEN , GREEN , GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW….. BLUE’s that? WHITE did you say?
Aiyah, wrong numberlah…..Don’t PURPLELY disturb people and don’t call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah.
The manager fainted….
Funny Tuesday
Sometimes, the best thing to do is to have a good laugh to keep you going throughout the day. Here’s something to laugh about.
To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she put it in her mouth to work on it.
It is a hell of a job threading a needle!!!
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody sanitary box at him at him and
said, ‘I’ll pay you in monthly installment.’ (more…)
Dynamite, Baby, YEAH!!
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
‘What a Great chest you have!’
He tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,‘What massive calves you have!’
The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. (more…)
Jokes for the Bored…
It’s another day in the office, yes no more monday blues but I bet you’re constantly checking your watch to see how long more it’ll be before the weekend comes about right? Why not entertain yourself with some of these.
Boss: Where were you born?
Mat: Malaysia ..
Boss: which part?
Mat: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in Malaysia.
2 Terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.
Terror 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Terror 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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How To Get Ready For Work In 5min
How to get ready for work from waking up to out of house in 5 min? Don’t know? Let this guy show you.
Willing to give this a try?
Would You Love This Type Of ATM Machine?
Check out this Jinnai Tomonori skit, what if you come across an ATM Machine that acts this way?
Great ATM machine eh? I’m sure you have a great laugh
Wall Street Fighter 4
I posted some videos on Street Fighter 4 game couple of days back. Check out this video as well, call it a parody, call it a comedy, to me, these guys at CB Fresh is taking it to the next level!
In these hard economic times, only one will survive. Only one can be the ultimate WALL STREET FIGHTER! Check out this video and have a good laugh!
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Working Status
Does this happen to you? Every day of your working life?
Boss is not here：
Boss is calling：
In a meeting：
