Tiger Woods Joins Letterman, Clinton in South Park to Battle Against Alien Sex Fiends

Posted By Michael Yip / March, 18, 2010 / 1 comments

This little South Park clip is hilarious. There’s a lesson to be learn here as you can see Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Charlie Sheen and Bill Clinton paying a lot of attention to the Educator.

So you remember what the most important thing to learn from this lesson?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted By Michael Yip / December, 19, 2008 / 4 comments

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure – right from Day One! – that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. (more…)