Punjabi Mathematics
Punjabi woman says to her mother: 'I'm divorcing Kuldip... all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.' Mother responds: 'You're married to a millionaire lawyer ... you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Taman Tun.... you drive a Mercedes ... you get RM10,000 a week allowance ... you take 6 →
The Person In Charge is…
This is quite an old one that has been in circulation for quite a while now... All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'because →
