Some friends ask me to start compiling interesting quotes that comes out of my mouth every now and then just for them to come back and have a good laugh. Yes, I can come up with very interesting quotes especially when I’ve alcohol flowing through me. These are all Michael Yip originals and will be updated whenever such stuff pops up and worthy to have a spot here.

Peeling prawn shell is just like taking off a lady’s bra. Unhook d right area and it’ll all come opening up. – mikeyip.com

The best lap top are those that are made by God for men, so that women can sit on them. – mikeyip.com

In Dance, the man leads. It is the woman’s job to follow. The man proposes the steps. It is the woman’s choice to accept by following. To follow takes as much strength as to lead.

If Mike Yip Can Dance, So Can You! mikeyip.com

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