Punjabi Mathematics

Punjabi woman says to her mother:
‘I’m divorcing Kuldip… all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin  when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.’

Mother responds:
‘You’re married to a millionaire lawyer …
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Taman Tun….
you drive a Mercedes …
you get RM10,000 a week allowance …
you take 6 vacations a year …..

……….and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?’

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