A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”

A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”

“Unbelievable!” In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened.

A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu. “Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get you a dirty fork.” The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. (more…)

A farmer rears 25 young hens and 1 old cock.
As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock: “Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.”
Young cock: “What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should [...]

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The 2010’s Chinese New Year was slightly different compared to the previous few years. Different cause this would be the 1st year I am able to celebrate Chinese New Year with my kids and it’s also the year I have to rush between work, short holiday and work.

Even on the 1st day of the New [...]

Here’s some tips for foreigners wanting to drive in Malaysia, here are some rules. Written by David Astley who believed he at last worked out the rules of the road in Malaysia . For the benefit of expatriates living in Malaysia , and the 50% of local drivers who acquired their driving licences without taking [...]

As a long time user of Adobe Photoshop from my college days til now. I want to say a HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!
Here’s an interview with John Knolls, one of the founder developer of the Photoshop software designers and photographers so rely on in their work.

My first foray into using the Photoshop was back when [...]

Wishing all you readers a Happy Chinese New Year and for all you love birds that gets to celebrate the auspicious day together. Happy Valentine’s Day

May your year of the Tiger be ever more prosperous and may your fortune be ever multiplying in this year and the many years to come.

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Michael Jackson has since left us but the song he wrote with Lionel Ritchie is still going strong. Now, with an all new All Star cast. Here’s We Are The World 2.0 where all money received by the We Are The World Foundation is channeled off to the Haiti Relief.

Recorded on February 1st, 2010, in [...]