Jokes for the Bored…

It’s another day in the office, yes no more monday blues but I bet you’re constantly checking your watch to see how long more it’ll be before the weekend comes about right? Why not entertain yourself with some of these.

Boss: Where were you born?
Mat: Malaysia ..
Boss: which part?
Mat: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in Malaysia.

2 Terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.
Terror 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Terror 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Mat: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Mat: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Mat joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Mat: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
Mat: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Mat: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Mat: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Mat: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘Radio Malaysia! ‘

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Mat: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Mat: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Mat: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Mat: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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