Funny Tuesday

Sometimes, the best thing to do is to have a good laugh to keep you going throughout the day. Here’s something to laugh about.

To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she put it in her mouth to work on it.
It is a hell of a job threading a needle!!!

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody sanitary box at him at him and
said, ‘I’ll pay you in monthly installment.’

4 miracles of a woman :
Getting wet without taking a shower.
Bleeding without getting hurt.
Giving milk without eating grass.
Making boneless meat hard.

What is the smallest hotel in the world ?
The answer is ‘Vagina Inn ‘
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggage left outside.

Unborn twins saw a penis approaching -
1st: Papa’s coming, papa’s coming
2nd: U fool, it’s uncle lah. Papa never comes with raincoat !

A hubby said to his wife, ‘ I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.’
The wife said to husband, ‘I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.’

A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE.
At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.
At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE and
At 65, a GIVEAWAY PRIZE ????????

What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs?
Snow White said, ‘ I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time .. not 1 inch 7 times.’

The vagina is the world’s best rehabilitation center. Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced its swollen head size.

A loving husband had ‘I Love You’ tattooed on his dick. When he got home, he showed it to his wife. She said,” There u go again trying to put words in my mouth.”

Lady was trying on dress.
Husband: ‘Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!’
Later in bed, husband said, ‘Want to do it?’
Wife: ‘It’s a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.’

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