Most Embarrasing Sex Moment
I know, I know, it isn’t an original post whatsoever, just thought I’d post up something for anyone who comes in here to read. Well, at least until I get to Singapore and get some stuff moving. Packed schedule ahead so need to get my schedules sorted in this trip. Back to back meetings all the way!
Anyway, want to share your most embarrassing sex moments?
Here’s a write up from news.com.au recently. I’ll just cut and paste the whole thing here. The original is here. Well, like I said, I’m just putting it up to take up space and for you to have a good read even if it’s not written by me. It’s still a good read right?
IT has happened to all of us, whether we are over-enthusiastic youngsters or experienced players in the sack. It’s those embarrassing sex moments.
If you watch Hollywood movies having sex is supposed to blissful, problem free but the reality is so different and this applies, from time-to-time, to almost everyone who does it.
And of course it is downright embarrassing.
No one wants to put someone down in the lovemaking stakes and the truth is that most sexual partners will forgive and hopefully forget.
To help overcome the bedroom, office and car blunders in sext, it’s advised to remember the following:
Sex Can Be Clumsy
Whether accidentally knocking heads, pulling hair or taking an elbow in the eye, it’s important to remember that our movements aren’t as well orchestrated as that of a symphony.
Bodies bumping up against one another can get out of control and out of sync.
This is especially true in tight quarters, like one’s car, where lovers feel lucky just to move around. In freeing a limb or swinging a foot or trying to turn over, something is going to be in the way.
Don’t make a bigger deal out of the klutzy situation than is warranted. Just kiss the boo-boo, make it feel better, and get on with things.
A Full Bladder is No Fun (more…)
Mad Cow Disease the root of Ahmad’s sanity
I read with interest over the couple of days or rather week since that Ahmad made that stupid remark about chinese. And the fire of racism is being stoked even further with these kind of remarks. I’m just going to grab some of the quotes to share here.
Ahmad Ismail, a division chief in the United Malays National Organisation ruling party, claimed that the Malay majority was losing patience with minorities, particularly ethnic Chinese politicians.
“Consider this a warning from the Malays,” Ahmad said. “The patience of the Malays has a limit. Do not push us against the wall, for we will be forced to turn back and push the Chinese for our own survival.”
How to turn your state into a boring one
I read with interest with this news article from The Star just now and yes, I have a big grin on my face as I send a few text messages to some friends with CAP words (why can’t fonts be enlarged on phones?): i TOLD YOU SO!
The Pakatan Rakyat state government has imposed a blanket ban on such concerts until further notice because, it said, such shows could have a negative influence on youths.
“We do not condone any gelek-gelek (gyrating movements) on stage,” said state executive councillor Dr Ismail Salleh. (You can read the rest of the article here.)
Why did I do that? Well, do let me explain. A few friends of mine travelled back to Kedah during the G.E. to cast their votes and the night before, we sat down for some drinks and just some chit chats and naturally, I’d pop the question of the time. “If the Opposition comes into power, especially if PAS wins, they are bound to ban all form of entertainment in the state they rule, can you accept it?”
The answers I got from them is, “No lah, they won’t do that, now is modern society already, they are smart enough to keep the public happy and not go around cancelling out concerts and all that stuff. PAS definitely will try to keep all these entertainment around to keep their public happy wan…”
Of course, I said, “Dudes, if PAS wins, that’s the first thing that’ll happen, all form of entertainments that happened in the states they rules get kicked out of the states faster than you can spell your mother’s name.”
Defensively, in almost a unison reply after downing the 4th jug of beers… “They’re stupid if they do that… blocking all these entertainment for the non-muslims just because they are holier than thou (my bekside) will just push themselves further away from the voters eyes.”
Well friends,…. I TOLD YOU SO! (more…)
PAS’ attempt to ban Avril Lavigne gets laughed at by TYT
Was browsing through Youtube searching for some Avril Lavigne’s music video but came across this instead.
Quite an interesting video show by The Young Turks (TYT) about what they as muslims think about PAS’ action in trying to ban Avril’s concert.
Watch it and have a good laugh at how some stupid action by some brainless group of people gets criticized by oversea medias. This is just one of the few media that pokes fun at our oh-so-holier-than-thou group’s stupidity.
MCA Segambut Division Annual General Assembly 2008
The weekend has been a hectic one for me as on Saturday, the MCA Segambut Division Youth had it’s 2008 General Assembly where we as delegates of the youth members of the various branch voted in the new office bearers for the new term.
On Sunday, we had the MCA Segambut Division Annual General Assembly 2008 where we also had a vote in for new office bearers of the new term. Here, I’ll touch more on the main body’s General Assembly as it was more exciting compared to the tone downed Youth Assembly where the committee was unanimously voted into office by the various branches.
Stepping into the Mont Kiara Club, you could feel the excitement and tension in the air as the members who had submitted their names in to be voted was doing a last minute round of meeting the grassroot members as well as other fellow delegates from the division.
