The Night I got Smashed In
The day had gone by perfectly, my team won the Pit Crew Experience by a mere 2point margin and then I went over to Paradiso for some dancing. Towards 12am (Saturday), I was feeling rather bored and my head start to think about things I don't want to think about so I decide to join Andy, Euveng, Jason, NatC and →
Information About Your FARTS
Interesting facts you might or might not know. By the way, have you checked out and voted on http://bit.ly/MYTigerMY ? Would appreciate if you could spread the words for me and help me win.
U Can’t Bluff After A 69
After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. →
8 months of 2010 has gone…
8 months of 2010 just came and go, has the past 8 months been good? for me, the last 8 months has been a blur. a blur because nothing I planned for went my way, business wise, personal life wise. i think i must have offended the Gods in my previous life(s) that now He is punishing me for it. only →
Sweet Child Of Mine
I remember my first cassette of an album was given to me by my dad, it's titled? Appetite for Destruction. That's when I was introduced to the world of Guns N' Roses and the world of Slash. Then i picked up my first guitar because of his solo in Sweet Child Of Mine and even though I never took any →
In Remembrance of The King of Pop – Michael Jackson
It's the 1st year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. You are still in our heart. Thank You for the Music.
Wife + A B C D E F G
Here's for laugh, if you don't have what it takes, stop just before the jump and move on... Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation. The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'' The second guy says, 'I'm a →
Of Badminton and of Pasar Malam
It's been quite a long while since I last played Badminton, so long so that i have yet to get used to the new point system that is employed at the court. It has been a fun outing of sort being dragged out of the house by a bunch of friends I made in the Salsa Social Scene. Good friends →
Need You Now – Lady Antebellum
A Beautiful song by Lady Antebellum. Need You Now... Lyrics: Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor Reachin' for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore And I wonder if I ever cross your mind For me it happens all the time It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and →
Don’t Stop Believing
Before this song was used by the cast of Glee and before it became the anthem that is embraced by all the Gleeks around the world. It was sang by the Journey. Here's the original version performed LIVE. The Lyrics: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy, born and raised →
On The Road
Sitting here in the bus, leaving one location to go to the next. A lot of things crosses my mind. In fact, a lot of things has been playing in my mind for the past 3 weeks since I am back in Malaysia. Work, life, family. The one thing that is constantly repeating itself in my mind though is you. Even →
Holy Prostitutes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought..... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS →
Mary J Blige – I Am
This is a beautiful song. I've been listening to it on the radio quite often lately and just thought of sharing it with those of you who have not heard it.
Finding myself…
A Semi-Emo Pictorial post. The past few days have been a huge turn of event, so to say in regards to my life and my relationship. Some of you great friends might already have known what it was all about. And I thank you guys from the bottom of my heart for bearing with me when I release all those →
Porch – Dumb Blonde Joke
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint →
Hosanna by Hillsong United
A Beautiful song by Hillsong United. Hosanna in the highest! Hope you enjoyed this song.
Where To Cross The Border?
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You get 12 years Hard Labour. If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely. If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot. If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed. If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again. If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded →
Blind man : Good sense of smell
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile →
Cock Story
A farmer rears 25 young hens and 1 old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity." Young cock: "What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should retire." Old cock: "Young boy, there →
Chinese New Year 2010 Celebration
The 2010's Chinese New Year was slightly different compared to the previous few years. Different cause this would be the 1st year I am able to celebrate Chinese New Year with my kids and it's also the year I have to rush between work, short holiday and work. Even on the 1st day of the New Year, I had to spend →
Happy Chinese New Year & Happy Valentine’s Day
Wishing all you readers a Happy Chinese New Year and for all you love birds that gets to celebrate the auspicious day together. Happy Valentine's Day May your year of the Tiger be ever more prosperous and may your fortune be ever multiplying in this year and the many years to come. Gong Xi Fa Chai! from mikeyip.com and family
We Are The World 2.0
Michael Jackson has since left us but the song he wrote with Lionel Ritchie is still going strong. Now, with an all new All Star cast. Here's We Are The World 2.0 where all money received by the We Are The World Foundation is channeled off to the Haiti Relief. Recorded on February 1st, 2010, in the same studio as the →
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and →
R.I.P Compaqticon
My ever faithful notebook, the Compaqticon (i know, weird name to give a notebook) has finally departed. It's death is a tragic one. Conspiracy theorists (on MSN, Twitter and Facebook) has been running wild over how it died. Hopefully it's brain where all the data is stored is still in one piece (i've yet to figure out how to extract them →
