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Aug
28

Mobile number portability

Filed Under Big Boys Toys, Holler

I read this article in the Star with interest about users now being able to transfer their mobile numbers to other telco. (click here to read the whole article)

An except of the news:
Mobile phone users can now enjoy the freedom of switching network service providers without having to forego their original phone number (including the prefix).

Effective Friday, the service will be extended to users with prepaid mobile phone numbers in the Klang Valley. Postpaid users can start enjoying the facility in two weeks.

Now, why am I excited? Quite simply becaue over the past couple of months, I’ve been getting terrible and I really mean TERRIBLE reception from Maxis around my housing area. And I’ve been thinking about switching over to other Telcos. Even though I had a very nice number to use from Maxis, the negative about not able to receive and making calls through your only mean of communication to your clients are just throwing me off.

So with this good news coming up, I believe I could safely keep this number which most of my clients would already know by heart and yet get a better reception that is provided by another Telco, in my current state of choice, DiGi. I will still maintain a Maxis number but that’ll only be used for among personal contacts and is never revealed to my clients. At least that way, if I don’t want to be disturbed by irrating calls from certain quarters (namely spammers using unidentified numbers). I could just safely switch off my 017 and leave the other line open as the one that should need to contact me be able to reach me.

Anyway, we’ll see how this goes especially with some of the Telcos guaranteed to lose their market shares to the better players, will they buck up their services or will they just sit there and enjoy their current success only to see it plummet at a later stage when their competitors climb above them?

Any Maxis officers reading this? I know there’s one or two of you cause you actually contacted me the first time I posted up a complain about your bad reception in my housing area. Anyway, if you’re reading this. It’s time you look at strengthening up the service in Kota Damansara (among a few other areas where I have identified) as well as look at the possibility of even providing HSDPA connection speed in some parts of the place for your Maxis 3G or you’d be seeing alot of people dropping you off and hoping over to your competitors that is providing better services and coverage area.

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Aug
25

Shock confession of maths prodigy who turned to life of vice

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It’s quite an old news when it comes to the digital age but heck, no one really cares right as long as there’s some nice photos to see (like a reader told me).

Being a hooker is summing I love” - Sufiah Yusof

MATHS genius turned hooker Sufiah Yusof reveals how she drives men wild… by reciting EQUATIONS to her clients as they have sex.

And the Asian beauty defiantly claims that selling her body for up to £1,000 a time provides her with a far more glamorous life than she ever dreamt of when she went to Oxford University aged just 13.

‘My clients love the fact that I can stimulate their minds AND their bodies,’ she boasts in a shockingly frank interview with the News of the World.

‘And I don’t believe my education has been wasted—in fact I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments.’

Sufiah decided to CONFESS ALL after we revealed how the former child prodigy was working as a £130-an-hour prostitute while studying for a masters in economics.

It is the latest heartbreaking twist to a life that seemed so full of promise—but went tragically wrong when she cracked under the pressure of her bullying father’s cruel academic regime and fled university at 15.

Eight years on, he is now in jail for sexually assaulting two girl pupils and Sufiah has somehow convinced herself that her seedy new career is the answer to all her problems.

‘People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that,’ she says. ‘I’ve always had a high sex drive—and now I’m getting all the sex I want—and guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend. Read the rest of this entry »

Aug
25

Becoming a monk

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard . The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. Read the rest of this entry »

Aug
19

When name calling isn’t swearing

Filed Under Big Boys Toys, Holler

Just to bring some laugh to everyone who drops by this blog. At times, not even sure whether I should call it a blog or my lil portfolio of photos/work I’m doing as I tend to mix both of them here and there despite the fact that I wanted this site to be my portfolio to showcase my works to my client.

Anyway, sit back and enjoy these, hope you have a good laugh.

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Aug
11

Some new Ah Beng jokes

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, “My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How the thief did not take TV?”
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”

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Ah Beng  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng  in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once  Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

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Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

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A man asked Ah Beng  why  Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning

Ah Beng replied  Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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