Tiger Woods Joins Letterman, Clinton in South Park to Battle Against Alien Sex Fiends
This little South Park clip is hilarious. There’s a lesson to be learn here as you can see Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Charlie Sheen and Bill Clinton paying a lot of attention to the Educator.
So you remember what the most important thing to learn from this lesson?
Especially invented for Ladies Who Cannot Shut up
I think this is a best seller, a great Christmas gift and even a great present to hint to some ladies.
Hope you have a good laugh :p
Music Video: Telephone by Lady Gaga feat Beyoncé
Music video by Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce performing Telephone. Official music video (C) 2010 Interscope Records
This video see Lady Gaga poking fun on all the rumors surrounding her with Beyonce as her Honey B. The Pussy Wagon looks flaming hot! :p
A guide for expatriate drivers in Malaysia
Here’s some tips for foreigners wanting to drive in Malaysia, here are some rules. Written by David Astley who believed he at last worked out the rules of the road in Malaysia . For the benefit of expatriates living in Malaysia , and the 50% of local drivers who acquired their driving licences without taking a driving test, here’s what he has to share:
Q: What is the most important rule of the road in Malaysia?
A: The most important rule is that you must arrive at your destination ahead of the car in front of you. This is the sacrosanct rule of driving in Malaysia. All other rules are subservient to this rule.
Q: What side of the road should you drive on in Malaysia?
A: 99.7% of cars drive on the left hand side, 0.2% on the right hand side, and 0.1% drive in reverse (be on the look out for drivers reversing at high speed in the left hand lane of freeways, having just missed their exit). Therefore on the basis of ‘majority rules’, it is recommended that you drive on the left. However, be aware that only 90% of motorcyclists travel on the left hand side – the other 10% ride in the opposite direction or on the sidewalk. Fortunately, motorcyclists travelling in reverse are rarely seen. (more…)
Happy 20th Birthday Adobe Photoshop!
As a long time user of Adobe Photoshop from my college days til now. I want to say a HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!
Here’s an interview with John Knolls, one of the founder developer of the Photoshop software designers and photographers so rely on in their work.
My first foray into using the Photoshop was back when it was still in version 3.0. That was also the time when I first encountered this CPU known as the Mac or the one I used, the PowerPC. It was all part of my studies where I had to learn how to use it along with Adobe Illustrator for my graphic design assignments. I never used it though for photography purposes back then as we had to do it the old fashion way using the Dark Room where we learn how to develop the photos. So in essence, my first experience with Photoshop was more to using it to tweak and design stuff that is used for posters and all. Apart from that, my knowledge with Photoshop when it comes to image/photo manipulation is as good as zero. (more…)
Apple & Job launched the iPad
After all the hype and the suspense leading up to yesterday night (Malaysia time), Apple finally launched their very own Tablet PC. Aptly named the iPad, it’s what most netizens would call an enlarged version of the iPod Touch/iPhone.
For people like myself who spend a lot of time online using their iPhone, this would be a tempting new ‘toy’ to play with. After all, it comes with a bigger screen meaning you can read/view things without constantly scrolling left and right to read texts on websites. The iPad will also be giving Amazon’s Kindle DX a run for it’s money as the iPad is able to give readers the chance to view materials in full color compared to the Kindle’s non-color, limited function device. The 16GB model is only USD$10 more than the USD$489 kindle too! (more…)
R.I.P Compaqticon
My ever faithful notebook, the Compaqticon (i know, weird name to give a notebook) has finally departed.
It’s death is a tragic one. Conspiracy theorists (on MSN, Twitter and Facebook) has been running wild over how it died. Hopefully it’s brain where all the data is stored is still in one piece (i’ve yet to figure out how to extract them as windows XP and Mac won’t read NTFS format drive), if you have any suggestions, I will be very grateful.
Until the time comes for the data to be retrieved. I won’t be able to post up the photos (portraits, landscapes, products) to update my blog that I have lined-up but yet to upload.
Who’ll be sexier in an Air Stewardess Uniform?
Who do you think? Tony Fernandes or Richard Branson?
In what is possibly Formula 1’s most outrageous news story of the year, AirAsia boss Tony Fernandes, whose Tune Group finances the Lotus team, has accepted a challenge laid down by Virgin’s Sir Richard Branson – whichever man is beaten by his rival F1 team next season will dress as a stewardess for his competitor’s airline. (more…)
Iron Man 2 Official trailer
Everyone’s been waiting for this movie, well, I know I was when they first released a short teaser of it at certain Marvel movies. Here’s the official trailer released for all Iron Man fans.
50 Common Interview Questions and Answers
Review these typical interview questions and think about how you would answer them. Read the questions listed; you will also find some strategy suggestions with it.
1. Tell me about yourself?
Ans : The most often asked question in interviews. You need to have a short statement prepared in your mind. Be careful that it does not sound rehearsed. Limit it to work-related items unless instructed otherwise. Talk about things you have done and jobs you have held that relate to the position you are interviewing for. Start with the item farthest back and work up to the present.
2. Why did you leave your last job?
Ans: Stay positive regardless of the circumstances. Never refer to a majorproblem with management and never speak ill of supervisors, co-workers or the organization. If you do, you will be the one looking bad. Keep smiling and talk about leaving for a positive reason such as an opportunity, a chance to do something special or other forward-looking reasons.
3. What experience do you have in this field?
Ans: Speak about specifics that relate to the position you are applying for. If you do not have specific experience, get as close as you can. (more…)
Urgent Request!
Whoever forgot his wife at my place after last night’s party, please come and collect her ASAP! It is not that she embarrasses me, but mine’s coming back tonight!
JOKING!!! JOKING!! :p
We Built This City
The following series of photos, I decide to turn into a little short unprofessionally edited video. Instead of just a normal set, I decide to turn the photos into tilt-shift but due to the fact that I’m poor and don’t own such lens, I have to fake it all through photoshop. Here’s the end result.
What do you think? The photos was shot, edited and made into a movie over a period of 3 months. But if you were to calculate the hours spend, I only spend an hour each week I work on the photos. Hopefully I’ll be able to capture some using a proper tilt-shift lens and compare the result between one that is photoshopped and one that is straight off the camera.
New iPhone to replace the 3Gs?
According to some news source / rumours from around the web, a new iPhone hardware model is being tested and Apple’s interest in updating the handset’s built-in Maps application have been revealed.
A Handset identifier as ‘iPhone 3,1′ was tracked by PinchMedia in its application iBART for San Fran’s public transportation, said the Apple Insider. According to MacRumors, iPhone 3,1 appeared in its usage logs last month.
The reference could signify a new iPhone model with substantial hardware changes, since Apple only changes the first number in a product’s identifier string when it receives a significant upgrade.
The current iPhone 3Gs carries the identifier iPhone 2,1 while the original iPhone was identified as iPhone 1,1. the 3G model carries the identifier iPhone 1,2. (more…)
Red Bull Illume Image Quest 2010
Was told about the Red Bull Illume Image Quest 2010 which mostly features the best action and adventure sports photography from around the world. I decide to take a shot at it with 2 of my photos.
The first one was of this photo I shot of Fazuly from the X-Games.
And the 2nd one was of this South African Flowboarder doing her thang at the Wave House. (more…)
Nikon Girl & Canon Boy Music video
JoeyLawrence posted this video up on youtube and @glennguan found it and shared it. Just thought I’d share it with the readers of mikeyip.com as well.
The lyrics (more…)
Apple’s iPods and iPhones to carry advertising
The Daily Telegraph recently reported that a patent application filed in the United States suggests that the leading technology firm is considering introducing commercials in order to sell its products at a discounted price. Described in the application as “enforcement routine” software, it is believed the technology would force users to watch or listen to small adverts which they would be unable to skip past.
Apple, like all leading technology firms, regularly files experimental patent applications, which never come to fruition. But the inclusion of Apple’s CEO Steve Jobs’ name on the application, has led some commentators to conclude that the idea is being taken seriously by the company. It is believed pressure from rival firms, such as Spotify – which allows users to download free music tracks providing they listen to periodic adverts – has persuaded Apple to take the technology seriously. (more…)
Don’t lie to kids
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.
Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, ‘What’s under there?’ The man answers, ‘A bird.’
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, ‘What happened?’
The man answers, ‘I don’t know.
I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.’
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, ‘ I didn’t do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.
After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs!’
You know your browser’s old when…
You know your browser’s old when you get this message from a website “The Internet has come a long way. Unfortunately your browser is still partying like it’s 1999.”
Yup, that’s what I got when I went into Oakley’s website. Quite a cool red bar at the top telling me how bloody old the browser on this computer I’m using.
What browser are you currently using? Have you updated yours lately?
2010 – Year of the Tiger Chinese Zodiac Forecast
Chinese Astrology fans out there must be starting to surf around for next year’s forecast as we are less than 2 months away from 2010. Here’s something I received in the email for you to read about.
The Year of The Tiger begins on February 14th 2010. Drama, intensity, change and travel will be the keywords for 2010. Unfortunately, world conflicts and disasters tend to feature during Tiger years also, so it won’t be a dull 12 months for anyone. The Year of the Tiger will bring far reaching changes for everyone. New inventions and incredible technological advances have a good chance of occurring.
For all of the Chinese horoscope signs, this year is one to be active – seizing opportunities and making the most of our personal and very individual talents. Everything happens quickly and dramatically in a Tiger year – blink and you could miss an important chance of a lifetime! Let’s take a look at each animal, their major personality traits and what the prospects are for 2010, the Year of the Tiger. (more…)
Flowboarding – Sexy Surfing
Was told that this form of sports’ the only way you go if you want consistent waves any time of the year and still get the same adrenaline like the real thing.
What I’m talking about? Flowboarding, a sort of new form of sports that’s hitting the beach around the world. At present, only 4 venues which includes Wave House San Diego, Wave House Durban, Wave House Santiago and the new Wave House Sentosa, as well as in many independent water parks and retail locations. (more…)
V The Visitors
Any of you remember this series titled V from the mid 80s? Grew up watching it. Even had a toy gun which looks just like the one in the series. Here’s a clip if you don’t know what I’m talking about or remember the series.
Here’s a low down on what the series is about. The Visitors are a fictional invading alien race from the V franchise. The “Visitors” are reptilian humanoids who disguise themselves to look human but prefer to eat live prey, such as mice. In the 1983 and 1984 miniseries, but not the 1984 TV series, the disguised Visitors can be told apart from humans by a reverberating echo in their voices. (more…)
Salomon XT-Wings
Recently, I received a little package from the World of Sports people. Lo and behold, when I open up the package, this is what stares back at me.
All I can do at that moment was to pick up my jaw that has dropped to the floor looking at this bag of goodies. Then the following question came to me, what are those guys thinking? Trying to make me get back into running or more precise cross country running? (more…)
Wive’s Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on The Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee. So they stopped at the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day, one woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, ‘These damn girls’ night outs have got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.’
‘You think that’s bad’ said the other husband, ‘Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her bum that says:
‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll Never forget you.’
