A Day in the Life of a Househusband

Here’s a diary entry of ‘A Day in the Life of a House Husband’.

Dear diary,

7.30am – Woken up by the wife cause she need to get to work and wants me to lock the door. *grrrr*

7.35am – Gets back into bed. *ah… so nice*

12.00pm – Woke up feeling hungry, goes to kitchen and see what’s in the fridge, with not much food available, just grab some left overs (if any). *reminder to self… time to stock up on food*

12.35pm – I think the food I ate earlier was bad…. grabbed my PSP and went to the ‘Throne Room’. *LONG LIFE THE KING!*

1.45pm – Goes into bedroom with wobbly legs as blood circulation to the legs was cut down for sitting on the ‘throne’ too long. Time to go online and ‘Facebook’ abit. *Reminder to self – Never ever sit too long in the toilet*

2.00pm – Goes back to bed

5.30pm – Wife texted to say she’s on the way back from work. Time to get up and wash up. *such work I have to do just because she’s coming back… sigh*

6.30pm – Wife said called to open door for her. Greeted her at the door and told her I forgot to cook again so we’re going out for dinner instead. *my ear hurts from all those lecturing… I think it’s still ringing as I’m posting this blog*

7.00pm – Left the house after the wife freshen up for the nearest restaurant. *I wonder if we could have KFC again today….*

7.15pm – Ordered food and EAT TIME! Have the conversation with the wife about her day at work. *As usual, i don’t normally bore her with the amount of hard work I do in the house keeping it clean and neat, thank God we don’t have children yet*

8.00pm – Went to buy some grocery to replace whatever ‘things’ that has gone bad in the fridge. *Must stock up more Ben & Jerry’s and Beers*

9.00pm – Got home, turn on the TV, have sex with the wife around the house. *she ask how come the house didn’t look much changed from yesterday…. now, How would I know?*

10.00pm – Time to spend time with the computer, post up this blog and check my mails. *AH!! Some alone time finally…. *

12.00am – Bed time *it was really a tiring day….*

That, my friends, is an exerpt from A Day in the Life of a House Husband. What a life eh?

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